What Makes A Movie Evil?

We took the plunge. We look at sin dead in the eyes. We ask, "What are you?". No reply. We dive deeper. Our eyes start to water. The stench in the air so foul we begin to puke. "How much deeper can evil go?". Helplessly, we grope around traveling deeper into hell. Our senses becoming so overwhelmed, we can hardly grasp reality. Every coherent thought in our heads evaporates under the pressure . SMACK! "Is this the bottom?". "What is it?" "I can hardly breathe!" "Is...is that who I think it is?". For a moment clarity strikes us. We fall to our knees in awe struck horror of the knowledge that we can only ever truely know one thing in this world. Ryan Reynolds is evil.