Cinematographilogically Speaking

Jacob was in downtown LA when he ran into Serj Tankian in a coffee house. Jacob tried to get his copy of manufacturing consent signed by Serj, but instead Serj just handed Jacob a copy of "Color of Pomegranates" and went on a half hour long rant lamenting how ignorant Americans are of the great and proud history of Armenia. Once he was done with his tirade he let out a scream, raised his fist, then threw a brick through the pane glass window of the coffee shop, hopped into his Tesla Model 3, and drove off. Thank you Serj Tankian for your guidance and Resistance.

 

Scores: Troy -- 2.5, John -- 3.8, Brody -- 1.5, Steven -- 2.5, Jacob -- 3.7

 

Recorded 5-25-2022

Will Love or Hate win out in this podcast. We wrestle about it for hours. Troy wants to talk about another movie, Jacob won't stop doxing people, Brody won't stop flicking his lighter, John is figuring out how to mail a bomb, and Steven...well let's not talk about it. Check the books and place your bets. This is going to be a fight! 

 

Scores: Troy -- 3.3, John -- 3.3, Brody -- 3.0, Steven -- 3.7, Jacob -- 3.5

 

Recorded 3-1-2022

The CinematographilogicallySpeaking Crew's new year resolution is to call out MORE people for "intellectual dishonesty" and "moving the goal posts" MORE often. That will NOT fly in 2022. Sorry your Christmas gift is a little late. I also didn't have time to wrap it.

 

Scores: Troy -- 4.0, John -- 5.0, Brody -- 4.9, Steven -- 4.0, Jacob -- 4.2

 

Recorded 12-30-2021

 

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This episode just goes around and around and we never make any progress! Very Kafkaesque. We aren't just any podcasters, we are free form artists, and baby we've all got a "take".

 

Scores: Troy -- 2.8, John -- 3.4, Brody -- 3.0, Steven -- 3.1

 

Recorded 11-29-2021

 

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Good film except for when it showed peepee. Yuck! Should have shown more boob! Yes! This Trier guy is sick in the head!

 

Scores: Troy -- 4.9, John -- 4.4, Brody -- 4.7, Steven -- 4.2, Jacob -- 4.3

 

Recorded 11-13-2021

 

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Kicking off our Spooktoberfest podcast special with a genre classic. With the Cinematographilogical crew's Keen Eye nothing gets past us. We understood it better than the director, and buddy we're not impressed.

 

Scores: Troy -- 1.1, John -- 2.0, Brody -- 2.0, Steven -- 2.6

 

Recorded 10-21-2021

 

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Today the Cinematagraphilosophers FEAST on a visual masterpiece. What did you have for dinner? Did it bring you closer to God?

 

Scores: Troy -- 4.1, John -- 4.4, Brody -- 3.3, Jacob -- 4.7

 

Recorded 9-17-2021

 

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It often takes a great director like Malick to remind us at the end of the day, we know what must be done. We must return to Lima Bean, hit Fruits with Rocks, and feed our infants Sand. This week the crew watch Song To Song (2017) and the question on everyone's mind is, is it better than Tree of Life (2011)?

 

Scores: Troy -- 4.0, John -- 3.6, Steven -- 4.4

 

Recorded 8-25-2021

 

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Troy saved a family by choosing not to watch this film again, but he killed three more by recommending this film to us? Listen as Troy tries to explain what the hell he's talking about. Film is real? Wait what exactly do you mean my "reality"? Hold up... you're cutting out. 

 

Scores: Troy -- 4.0, John -- 4.0, Steven -- 3.6, Brody -- 2.0

 

Recorded 7-6-2021

 

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Todd Haynes first film Poison (1991) leaves everyone this episode speechless.

 

Scores: Troy -- 1, John -- 2.6, Steven -- 2.2, Brody -- 4.0

 

Recorded 6-27-2021

 

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