Cinematographilogically Speaking

36. Synecdoche, New York (2008)

THIS PODCAST IS ON FIRE! Just kidding! Or...metaphorically we are? This podcast actually has a super secrete Easter egg where it starts the same way that it ends. Can you find it? It's just like the movie haha, which is also just like Life. For all those who start this podcast, you will finish this podcast. It's quite sad isn't it? But also kind of beautiful. 

 

Scores: Troy -- 3.99, John -- 4.2, Steve -- 4.3, Jacob -- 4.2, Brody -- 4.7

 

Recorded 6-8-2023

35. Ordet (1955)

The Gang talk about this Dryer classic without a washer in sight. Tune in to find out the answers to the following riveting questions.

 

What does it mean to have real faith?

Is he really Jesus Christ?

Can AA Christ talk be supplanted with summer sales?

Will Jacob ever get to finish his point?

 

This and much much more on the Cinematographilogically Speaking Podcast Scores:

 

Troy -- 3.99, John -- 4.3, Jacob -- 4.9, Brody -- 3.5

 

Recorded 4-8-2023

34. The Belly of an Architect (1987)

All of these symbols are making me sick to my stomach! Cinematographilogically speaking is the Boullée of the podcasting world. Few creations, but big BIG ideas (on paper). Don't eat the figs, cover your nude body with a fig leaf, and measure force created in your stomach after all those fig newtons you ate with uh...newtons. 

 

Scores: Troy -- 3.3, John -- 3.5, Steven -- 3.0, Jacob -- 3.9, Brody -- 2.9

 

Recorded 5-29-2023

33. Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

CinematographilogicallySpeaking Productions does not give a HECK about awards. That's how free thinking we are. We identify a lot with The Joker in that way. We get to the Real (as we have a very long history of doing so on this pod), and we Really didn't like this flick. If you happen to like this movie then please take down your poster of the periodic table and google "Dialectic of Enlightenment"

 

Scores: Troy -- 1, John -- 3.2, Steven -- 1, Brody -- 0

 

Recorded 4-1-2023

Weekly 32. Fallen Angels (1995)

It's been a while, how've you been? Everything ok? Cool, cool. Well, we're back and all that, and if you're wondering why this description is as low quality as the audio quality of this pod, it's because Brody is on vacation. This episode has Troy, John, Elsmore, and Sam, and it's kinda a banger. 

Scores:
John: 3.7
Sam: 3.3
Elsmore: 3.7
Troy: 3.7

The Goop 1. Bluetooth® Landmine

No movie? No problem. We've all got something to say anyway. Say something. Please somebody say something.

Problem Solving 1. Easy Mode

Elsmore and Troy received many emails from fans, detailing their very personal and real problems. We solve these problems easily, try bringing the heat next time.

Weekly 29. Diary of a Country Priest (1951)

We finally got another special guest into our studio. He flew in from the BIG APPLE. Apple bottom jeans. We promised to pay him but the check bounced. Sam if you're reading this we're sorry but we had to get you into the studio somehow. Please forgive us. No you're still not getting paid.

 

Scores: Troy -- 4, Jacob -- 3.3, Steven -- 3.3, Sam -- 3.25

 

Recorded 7-15-2022

Weekly 28. The Red Shoes (1948)

Thrilling content for your ears. Buckle your seat belts, hold onto your top hats, and mop tops cause this is a bumpy one. Red Shoes? More like Red Snooze! We did all actually like this movie though.

 

Scores: Troy -- 3.8, John -- 4.4, Steven -- 3.8, Brody -- 3.3

 

Recorded 6-21-2022

Weekly 27. The Color of Pomegranates (1969)

Jacob was in downtown LA when he ran into Serj Tankian in a coffee house. Jacob tried to get his copy of manufacturing consent signed by Serj, but instead Serj just handed Jacob a copy of "Color of Pomegranates" and went on a half hour long rant lamenting how ignorant Americans are of the great and proud history of Armenia. Once he was done with his tirade he let out a scream, raised his fist, then threw a brick through the pane glass window of the coffee shop, hopped into his Tesla Model 3, and drove off. Thank you Serj Tankian for your guidance and Resistance.

 

Scores: Troy -- 2.5, John -- 3.8, Brody -- 1.5, Steven -- 2.5, Jacob -- 3.7

 

Recorded 5-25-2022